Okay, here we go again! Gather ’round, because in the great, grand tradition of producing lists no one asked for but everyone secretly savors, I have yet another gem to bestow upon planet earth. These aren’t your run-of-the-mill, to-do lists, oh no. These are the random, totally unsolicited, but oddly delightful kind that will not change the world, but might just make your day a tad more interesting.

Now, before we dive in, let’s address the big, soccer ball-shaped elephant in the room. This is not a ‘best’ list. Why, you ask? Well, I might be brave enough to produce these lists, but when it comes to staking my claim on who the ‘best’ players are… let’s just say I’d rather pass the ball. I don’t want to risk any penalties or red cards in the fiercely contested game of soccer fandom.

So, in lieu of that, I present to you my utterly subjective, potentially controversial, but absolutely unapologetic list of my all-time favorite USMNT players. And remember, in the grand arena of list-making, this isn’t about winning or losing—it’s about how you play the game. Now let’s kick-off!

  • Demarcus Beasley
  • Clint Dempsey
  • Clint Mathis
  • Cobi Jones
  • Eddie Pope
  • Kasey Keller
  • Landon Donovan
    (anyone who knows me understands Landon is my one true soccer love.)
  • Tab Ramos 
  • Tim Howard  
  • Steve Cherundolo

Stephen Boudreau serves as VP of Product + Content Marketing at Virtuous Software. For over two decades, he has helped nonprofits leverage the digital space to grow their impact. To that end, Stephen co-founded RaiseDonors, a platform that provides nonprofits with technology and experiences that remove barriers to successful online fundraising. He is an avid (but aging) soccer player, audiobook enthusiast, and the heavily-disputed UNO champion of his household.

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